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Welcome to Cretinville: Legend of the Melonheads Posted by: Scraps

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Set in northeast Ohio. After a high school hazing prank goes wrong, the next class of cheerleaders must find a new way to prove their dominance over the school. They will do something no one has dared to do – spend the weekend camping in the woods inhabited by the legendary Melonheads! Based on an actual northeast Ohio legend. The day has come!!! For four generations North East Ohio has been tormented by the Melonheads. Now Ohio's creepiest legend comes to life in the newest installment of the Dark Ritual Series!!!

You asked for it, you got it! Our next project is in pre-production. What happens when the Cheerleaders decide to test their courage and go camping in Melonhead Country???? Booze, Babes and Carnage! We will bring to life North East Ohio's best known legend. Learn the story of Dr. Crow and how the melonheads came to be the force to terrify 4 generations!
Welcome to Cretinville: Legend of the Melonheads, is another installment of the Dark Ritual Series!


From Wikipedia.com:
The Melon Heads are a long-running urban legend of deformed individuals who prowl in the woods of Lake County, Ohio.

There are many versions of the tale, but the most well-known involves a man named Dr. Crow. One version of the legend states that Crow performed experiments on children with hydrocephalus, a condition where afflicted children were born with water in the brain, often causing swelling of the head. Dr. Crow was a World War II doctor that dealt with the problem. Crow allegedly used only his own tools and property, and the government sent him the kids. According to the story, Crow was deranged and performed atrocities on the children, whom he enjoyed hurting and killing sadistically. Crow carried out his experiments deep in the woods far from anyone who would discover them at the Felt Mansion.

There are many different versions of the Dr. Crow story, one less chilling story is that Dr. Crow was involved in government experiments that involved radiation. The government paid Dr. Crow and his wife to stay out of the limelight. Although Dr. Crow and his wife were normal, their children were born with abnormally swelled heads. It is said that when Crow's wife died, the children were so devastated that they burnt down the house, killing themselves and Dr. Crow.

It is said that melon heads have poor vision, so that people who go into the woods in clothing that is dark, black, blue, dark green, will be safe from them. Those wearing white or light-colored clothing will be hunted out. It has also been said that they can run very quickly, and can keep up with cars going 45-50 miles per hour.

Many stories are told about melon heads, but most have been gruesome; saying they went out of Dr. Crow's control and went on a killing spree which still continues today. The roads with the most sightings are Wisner Road and King Memorial Roads in Kirtland, Ohio and the backroads of Chardon Township, Ohio. Reports of sightings have also occurred in Saugatuck, Michigan in caves in the dunes. Sightings are rare, and they are said to be very shy, running away from any sight of headlights.

The time period in which the killings happened is often disputed, ranging from after the Civil War to after World War II.

Also there is a movie coming out about Dr. Crow and the Melonheads. It is called: "Welcome to Cretinville: Legend of the Melonheads", Directed by Brian C. Lawlor and Laugh-at-the-Law Productions. The other stories of the area will be incorperated: Crybaby Bridge, the Witch's Grave and Gravity Hill.

A stylistic second feature from two time award winning director Brian C Lawlor and produced by Laugh-at-the-Law Productions and ShockStar Studios.
www.laugh-at-the-law.com


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