Ah Lionsgate....how you terrify us with images of blackened out eyes. It gets me every time!

Today's release is Sight, and porfle gives us all a really good look into sight, just by clicking on the creepy black eye over there to the right.

What's actor/director Nadine Labaki looking at outside those blinds? I don't have a clue.

But, if you click on her picture, you could be looking at porfle's review of her flick "Caramel". And that's a good thing.

On some sites, you'll see user reviews that give a rating but say such stupid things as "I haven't seen this yet" or "a lot of other people think this is bad".

Not here. Leave that to the tools of the world. Good or bad, at the very least we watch stuff to make sure that you're blowing your pay on something worth watching, or at least you know going in that it's dumb.

That being said, today's review, "The Eye 3" had nothing to do with Third Eye Blind apparently. For any more details than that, you'll have to click the image to the right for porfle's review.

It warms my heart to see more Westerns being made. Maybe that means the quality will start going up.

But for today, click the box art for porfle's thoughts on "Six Reasons Why".

You can always count on Brett Piper for some good old down & dirty monster movies.

Today's feature is "Drainiac", and you can check out Rufus' review from the box art to the right. What's so scary about a drain monster? Let's find out, shall we?