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| Monica Puller | Monica is that wicked combination of beautiful and damned funny. That's the kind of girl that used to scare the hell out of me, since I'd end up buying them whatever they wanted just so I could hang out with them.
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BumsCorner: You look familiar...where have I seen you before?
Monica: Gonzoriffic, my dear. GONZO FOR LIFE.
[Monica has appeared in such titles as “Cannibal Sisters”, “PsychoVixens”, “Scab”, and “Socks & Violence”.]
BumsCorner: What's your favorite Christmas movie?
Monica: “Critters”. Wait that's not
a Christmas movie, is it? Um...”Home for the Holidays”.
BumsCorner: Do you cook around the holidays, or let other people do the work?
Monica: I try to cook. People. Thumbs in particular. I find the area right at the top near the nail is particularly good with cranberry sauce.
BumsCorner: Any particular tunes get you in the Christmas spirit?
Monica: Fats Domino.
BumsCorner: Do you shop through the year, or last minute rush?
Monica: A few weeks before. I am a compulsive buyer and I keep buying right until the day
of.
BumsCorner: We're having drinks with Santa later, any one particular gift we should tell him you want?
Monica: Well the Santa I know is actually a biker posing as Santa. He always tries to get me on his lap, but I just want a seasonal picture for my mother. Jerk.
BumsCorner: Snow: makes the spirit bright, or cold white death?
Monica: Awesome. Especially when it's yellow. | |  | |
BumsCorner: Working on any cool projects you can tell us about?
Monica: Music, and a movie called “Two in the Pink”. You do the math.
[Monica’s band, Female Trouble, can be heard at http://www.myspace.com/femaletroublemusic ]
BumsCorner: How do you REALLY feel about carolers?
Monica: Never had to deal with them. I think they purposely avoid me.
BumsCorner: I've got some mistletoe I was going to sneak above the door before you left, should I even bother, or will you pretend you don't see it and scurry out of here like the last girl?
Monica: Um...probably use a different door to avoid the potential awkwardness of it all.
BumsCorner: Have you been naughty or nice this year?
Monica: I have been incorrigible. Does that count?
BumsCorner: What's the all-time greatest TV Christmas special?
Monica: Anytime they re-run “Scrooged”. That has got to count.
BumsCorner: Screw all the Whos in Whoville...any final words for all the Bums in Bums Corner?
Monica: Tell a knock-knock joke to a 4-year-old. It puts everything into perspective.
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Updated Tuesday, December 19, 2006 Written by Scraps |
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