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| Christine Conradt | Scream Queens don't always work in front of the camera. Today's Christmas submission comes from one of our favorite writers, Christine Conradt.
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BumsCorner: You look familiar...where have I seen you before?
Christine: If you saw “Last Rites,” you may recognize me as one of the flesh-eating zombies… but if you haven’t, then you’re probably stalking me because I spend most of my time behind the camera.
BumsCorner: What's your favorite Christmas Movie?
Christine: I have to admit I’m a big fan “A Christmas Story.” It plays on a loop for 24 hours starting Christmas Eve, and I always fall asleep to it and then finish watching it the next day.
BumsCorner: Do you cook around the holidays, or let other people do the work?
Christine: I’m actually a pretty good cook, so I do all the cooking for my family now. We do a big brunch and then an even bigger dinner, so I spend a good portion of the holiday in the kitchen.
BumsCorner: Any particular tunes get you in the Christmas spirit?
Christine: “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” is one of my favorites. Starting in December, I usually start listening to one of the stations that plays all Christmas music in my car. It’s hard to have road rage when you’re singing along with the “Little Drummer Boy.”
BumsCorner: Do you shop through the year, or last minute rush?
Christine: I learned a long time ago to have all my Christmas shopping done by November 1st. I don’t visit a mall in November or December because it makes me nuts. This year, I did a lot of shopping online too.
BumsCorner: We're having drinks with Santa later, any one particular gift we should tell him you want?
Christine: A convertible Audi A4 with the upgraded GPS system in dolphin gray. And let him know I won’t hold it against him if he doesn’t wrap it. | |  | |
BumsCorner: Snow: makes the spirit bright, or cold white death?
Christine: Ha! I’m originally from Nebraska, so I’ve had my share of blizzards. In a perfect world, it would snow on Christmas Day and Christmas Eve, and then be a balmy 78 degrees the other 363 days a year.
BumsCorner: Working on any cool projects you can tell us about?
Christine: Ooh yeah… I’ve got three new thrillers coming out in early 2007 on TV. and just signed deals to do three more next year which will air on the Lifetime Network in the fall. I’m really excited about my first horror project (tentatively titled “Soil”) which I’m writing with a friend of mine named David Todd Ocvirk (Kolobos, Last Rites). It’s been a blast so far and has allowed me to get in touch with my twisted side. That one is slated to shoot in June. A gangster script I worked on for Alliance last year (“Hotel California”) will also go into production in the summer, and I’ve committed to playing a vampire/zombie in an upcoming film that will shoot in the spring.
BumsCorner: How do you REALLY feel about carolers?
Christine: They are better people than I will ever be, but I get annoyed when they start demanding figgy pudding.
BumsCorner: I've got some mistletoe I was going to sneak above the door before you left, should I even bother, or will you pretend you don't see it and scurry out of here like the last girl?
Christine: Mistletoe? What’s mistletoe?
BumsCorner: Have you been naughty or nice this year?
Christine: Depends on who you ask…
BumsCorner: What's the all-time greatest TV Christmas special?
Christine: The original How the Grinch Stole Christmas. It was so wrong how he deceived little Cindy Loo-Who.
BumsCorner: Screw all the Whos in Whoville...any final words for all the Bums in Bums Corner?
Christine: Keep up the great work, and best wishes for a gore-filled 2007!
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Updated Wednesday, December 20, 2006 Written by Scraps |
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