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Christmas with the Scream Queens - 2004:
Chainsaw Sally | Here's a chick who REALLY knows how to accessorize
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Scraps: What are your favorite Christmas movies?
Sally: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Silent Night Deadly Night, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (the original cartoon, of course, not that shitty live one).
Scraps: Any songs get you in the Christmas spirit?
Sally: “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”. (Something about that “you better watch out” line has a good intimidating ring to it.)
Scraps: Do you shop early, or enjoy the last minute rush?
Sally: I don’t enjoy the last minute rush, but I must be a masochist, ‘cause I do it every year.
Scraps: Do you cook at home for your family and friends, or prefer to have other people do the work?
Sally: I prefer to cook my family and friends at home. Well, okay, I don’t usually cook them, usually it’s a stranger (or several if we’re having a big party).
Scraps: What’s your favorite all-time Christmas food?
Sally: Mince-meat pie, of course.
Scraps: What one gift are you really hoping for this year?
Sally: A good sharp axe and chopping block.
Scraps: Anything you love to give out to your friends and family?
Sally: Home-made mince meat pies. | | Scraps: Working on any projects right now that the BumsCorner community should know about?
Sally: Right now, we’re mostly doing the courting game with distributors for “Chainsaw Sally”. There is a sequel already being written, however.
Scraps: Snow...makes the season bright, or cold, wet white evil?
Sally: Cold, wet, white evil that makes the season bright.
Scraps: Christmas Carols...get you in the holiday spirit, or more like chewing on aluminum foil?
Sally: My favorite carols are the twisted ones that kids (usually between 4th and 8th grade) come up with. Generally involving the shooting of Santa or Rudolph. My most recent favorite begins: “Joy to the World, that Barbie’s dead”
Scraps: Have you been naughty this year, or nice?
Sally: I’ve been more than nice. I’ve actually gone out of my way to “eliminate” some naughty people myself.
Scraps: Have anything nice to say about Rufus and Scraps, the Head Bums of BumsCorner?
Sally: Yes. |
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Updated Saturday, April 16, 2005 Written by Scraps |
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