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| Jessica Gallant | According to IMDB, Jessica (FilmGal in certain circles) is a cinematographer, director, producer, and actress. However, she mentioned Tom Waits when asked questions about Christmas, and also refers to dining on reindeer, which in my book makes her one of the coolest people I know.
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Scraps: What are your favorite Christmas movies?
Jessica: A Christmas Story, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Bad Santa, the Wicker Man.
Scraps: Any songs get you in the Christmas spirit?
Jessica: Christmas Sucks by Peter Murphy and Tom Waits. (Actually, it's Porn Orchid doing an very convincing imitation of them.)
Pagan Lovesong by the Virgin Prunes
Everyday is Halloween by Ministry
Scraps: Do you shop early, or enjoy the last minute rush?
Jessica: Yes, definitely.
Scraps: Do you cook at home for your family and friends, or prefer to have other people do the work?
Jessica: I prefer others toil and slave over a hot stove on my behalf.
Scraps: What's your favorite all-time Christmas food?
Jessica: BBQ'd reindeer. Definitely a Xmas favorite around my household. | | Scraps: What one gift are you really hoping for this year?
Jessica: The Invader Zim box set, with the House box. And GIR.
Scraps: Anything you love to give out to your friends and family?
Jessica: I've been advised by my attorney not to answer any questions concerning family and friends. He will issue a statement on my behalf at a later date. In the meanwhile, pls. enjoy this complimentary taco.
Scraps: Working on any projects right now that the BumsCorner community should know about?
Jessica: I'm suppose to be shooting a $4 million feature in Las Vegas this spring if they ever get the financing worked out. In the meanwhile I'm just sending out resumes and making a nuisance of myself online. I did get stopped at Amoeba Music a few weeks ago and asked if I wanted to play in someone's band, maybe I should take them up on that offer. | | Scraps: Snow...makes the season bright, or cold, wet white evil?
Jessica: Exactly.
Scraps: Christmas Carols...get you in the holiday spirit, or more like chewing on aluminum foil?
Jessica: If I actually have to sing a Xmas carol, I'm prone to rework the lyrics a bit. Here's an example:
Wreck the Halls with a volley of cannon balls Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
See if you can hit the manger
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
Join us now with machine guns
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
Bag some of Santa's reindeers
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha haaaaaaa
As a result, I don't get asked to go caroling much.
Scraps: Have you been naughty this year, or nice?
Jessica: What do you think.
Scraps: Have anything nice to say about Rufus and Scraps, the Head Bums of BumsCorner?
Jessica: Yep. I've got lots of things to say about Rufus and Scraps. Lots and lots of things. Definitely lots of things. No question about it. |
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Updated Tuesday, December 20, 2005 |
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